hmm, yes.

I’m looking for a couch to crash on from 16th to 19th of February. Blipfest is on, which is a big deal for me. In return for a place to crash I can clean dishes like a boss and I can sort out your pc computah woes like a hack (also handy with a mop). All I need is to be able to plod in at silly hours like 2am - depending on when things finish up each night.

If you don’t know me, and the mere thought of letting some stranger into your house who still plays pokemon like some regressing douche, rings alarm bells - you are merely sane. I have real people references who have politely tolerated the worst of me and will conclude that i’m not a creep, but am even sometimes fun to be around!

To the melbourne people I do know, HIIIIIIIII! PLEASE SHOW ME ALL THE COOL PLACES AND HOW A TRAM WORKS!